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stoned-levi:

mamalalonde:

someone wanted it rebloggable!

Thank you.

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BLUH BLUH BLUH
Kylee Henke

kyleehenke:

kyleehenke:

BLUH BLUH BLUH - VRISKA SERKET ft. TAVROS NITRAM

Performed by Kylee Henke & lolzman87

Original lyrics by Pellycan & edited by Kylee Henke

Track art by Kylee Henke

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[ LYRICS ]

VRISKA:
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Talkin’ out your flap with your bluh bluh bluh
Just shut your chitinous windhole
I’m rollin’ my dice with my eyesight eightfold
Don’t really care where your hive’s at
You wanna Flarp? show me where your lance at
Don’t be a huge bitch with your chit-chat
Just show me where ya bulge at!

Time to FLARP
Listen, Tavros
I’ve got Luck
All of it!
So just hush
Nitram shut up
Heard enough

Stop t-t-talkin’ that
Bluh bluh bluh
Think you’ll be winning this
Nuh uh uh
Not in a million sweeps
Duh duh duh
If you keep talking that
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh

Boy, I’ve got that blue blood
You know I’m the baddest bitch in Sgrub
Fiduspawn with no pants on (aha, no)
Rollin’ my dice with my vision eightfold
But let’s play a game, kid
'Cause I know you don't care who I'm in cahoots with
I’m feeding my lusus
And you’re useless

Time to FLARP
Listen, Tavros
I’ve got Luck
All of it!
So just hush
Nitram shut up
Heard enough

Stop t-t-talkin’ that
Bluh bluh bluh
Think you’ll be winning this
Nuh uh uh
Not in a million sweeps
Duh duh duh
If you keep talking that
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh

TAVROS:
You be outrageous, you always ragin’ like this 
You say I’m weak, you don’t let me speak, you dismiss
Sayin’ bluh bluh bluh
I think that I’ve had enough, called your bluff
And now the real game can begin

VRISKA:
Stop t-t-talkin’ that
Bluh bluh bluh
Think you’ll be winning this
Nuh uh uh
Not in a million sweeps
Duh duh duh
If you keep talking that
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh

Bluh bluh bluh
Think you’ll be winning this
Nuh uh uh
Not in a million sweeps
Duh duh duh
If you keep talking that
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh

Bluh bluh bluh
Stop talking !
[Hahahaha… Taaaaaaaavros!]
Stop t-t-talkin’ that!

All this talk of Vriska made me wanna bring this back lmfao

kickingshoes:

eyecaging:

Kitajami Gifs

THIS IS SO HELPFUL

characterdesigninspiration:

Several people requested magic-related generators, so here’s a fairly large mage generator! I tried to include a mix of character design and development categories, though of course you’ll need to do a bit more developing for a fully-rounded character.

I’d love to see your creations, if you wanna tag ‘characterdesigninspiration’ in any drawings you post from this!

To Play:Click and drag each gif or take a screenshot of the whole thing.

ikimaru:

..not what I meant to do this evening but look I made a tutorial!

this kinda got out of hand but I was having fun shh

remember to experiment around, there are many different ways to do things! B) it’s up to you finding the one you like!

also gomen for crappy handwriting and some rushed drawings

Soul Reaver Draven has no mustache :(

Soul Reaver Draven has no mustache :(

Tries I draw scouts. Fails.

Tries I draw scouts. Fails.

barbalarga:

geth structure tutorial. bigger image 
again, this isn’t made to help you draw humans. learn that first. this is just some simple anatomy details for this weird alien robot.
for detailing, refer to these turnarounds:  geth trooper, legion
working on a krogan one too. if you have other requests, lemme know!turian structure here

barbalarga:

geth structure tutorial. bigger image 

again, this isn’t made to help you draw humans. learn that first. this is just some simple anatomy details for this weird alien robot.

for detailing, refer to these turnarounds: geth trooper, legion

working on a krogan one too. if you have other requests, lemme know!
turian structure here

barbalarga:

krogan structure tutorial: bigger images: 1, 2, 3  

again, this is just about weird aliens, not human anatomy. I am assuming you have a grasp of that.

less wordy than before and I apologize. I’ve always found krogan more natural to draw that the other aliens. when it comes down to it, think in shapes. understanding the shapes of the krogan’s torso, hump, and neck is your key to drawing them.

drawing gestures (third image) can help you test out their range of movement.

helpful model turnarounds: krogan head, plainclothes krogan, krogan statue, and wrex

another krogan reference image I’ve made: x

turian structure here
geth structure here

micaxiii:

deductionfreak:

hazelguay:

The most valuable chart…



yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that

micaxiii:

deductionfreak:

hazelguay:

The most valuable chart…

image

yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that

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impishtubist:

shadowstep-of-bast:

tomhiddllestop:

IF YOU LOVE WRITING BUT DON’T HAVE THE INSPIRATION FOR A 10-PART BOOK SAGA YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SITE

IT’S INCREDIBLY HELPFUL AND CAN FOR INSTANCE GENERATE TOPICS AND FIRST LINES, CONTAINS LOADS OF EXERCISES AND YOU CAN FIND PLENTY OF WRITING TIPS.

BLESS YOU I LOVE YOU OH MY GODS I’VE NEEDED THIS

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

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spx:

Here’s the thing!

spx:

CHRIST! SCHWEITZER JUST WHIPPED OUT THE GODDAMN ROSETTA STONE, Y’ALL!

fauxboy:

schweizercomics:

Cleaning out my filing cabinet, I found this handout that I made for my mini-comics class. Hope it’s helpful! Remember, it ain’t only for comics. Self-publish short stories, collections of drawings or sketches, or blank for journals/sketchbooks, etc.

Good notes!

Draws some homestucks (¬、¬)

Draws some homestucks (¬、¬)

tako-owowo:

zeick-geist:

characterdesigninspiration:

I got bored and made a giant character generator.  7 different categories with at least 17 options each (some have more), including fantasy, sci-fi, supernatural, modern, and historical possibilities… which means that characters can get ridiculous really fast (like flamethrower-wielding, Feudal Japanese cyborg priestess with a pet unicorn). Have fun with what you get or try a few times if you want a serious character. 

If you do make a character with this, tag ‘characterdesigninspiration’ so I can see them!

I got a viking werewolf ranger with brass knuckles a horse and freckles 

That’s so fucking metal I can’t even begin

Jul 8

whosfuckingbad:

maltese-vulcan:

french-verbz:

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

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